In the webcomic "Alden by Egan," Alden K. Geek is an innocent who is a technical whiz; computers purr contentedly when he's around. However, he is profoundly clumsy; he trips over footprints in the dirt, and garden hoses (as seen here) and kites stalk him and lay in ambush. Gordon the Mouse is his best friend, and pretty much the opposite; he's a coffee addict, cynical and jaundiced. Computers despise him and laser printers reset to "KILL" whenever he's around. However, small engines seem to heal themselves in his hands, and plants simply adore him. There are times he wonders how Alden is still alive. Here he states with exasperation, "Of all the things you've ever lost, I'll bet you miss your mind the most."This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for casual wear.Seamless double-needle collarDouble-needle sleeve and bottom hemsTaped neck and shoulders for durabilityFabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.